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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Religious nuttersWhen I moved into my place, the first person to greet me was a young woman by the name of "Sunny". I thought she was being all nice, until every Sunday she came down to ask if I wanted to go to church with her.
She finally stopped when, asking me if I'd talked to God lately, I said "Yes, this morning, I was yelling his name while riding my boyfriend".
The look on her face was priceless.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:51,
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Religious nutjobs eh...I had some J Witnesses (for want of a more up to date cool name) come round a while ago and the conversation went like this.
(door knocks& i open it to two American J witnesses)
"Hiyaa, how ya doin?"
"Yes, I'm fine"
"Do ya believe in God?".
"I do, but just not today".
Door slams.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, Reply)
Bastard child;)Some years ago, a pair of Jehovah's Dimwits tried to enlighten me. After a while (young well-meaning me not having had the sense to tell them to bugger off right away...) the subject turned to the evils of non-marital sex and "illegitimate" children. After patiently enduring a bit of their ranting at me, I revealed to them, smiling, that I was, in fact, conceived and born out of wedlock. Blushing Dimwits mutter excuses and leave. Glad my mum wasn't home. TWUNTS.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
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