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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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QOTWHow about stupid things that people say?
I work in a bar and friday night's tend to be 'local chav night'.
Some of the stupid things they say:
* Whilst on the cloakroom:
Me- What are your initials?
Them- What?
Me-YOUR INITIALS so i can take your coat
Them- oh, dave smith
Me-so that'll be d.s then right?
Them- What?
Me-Nevermind div head.
* Whilst at the bar:
Them-pint of Carling please.
Me-We only have pints and bottles of XXXX and Stella
Them-Got any rolling rock?
Me-Does it look like it? Like i said we only have pints and bottles of Castelmaine XXXX and Stella.
Them-uurrr, a triple X and a Stella then.
Me- sorry we don't do movie heros.and is that a PINT or a BOTTLE you thickheaded idiot?
I hate people who can't read or listen to the few words that we have to say at work.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2005, 20:26, Reply)
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