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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Comedy moment with a celebrityJust incase this question doesn't go main stream, whilst in Magaluf a few years ago, Chesney Hawkes was playing in one of the slag holding pens there. Whilst watching the dancers strut there wasted talent on stage, we saw Mr Hawkes watching intently in the crowd & I said to my friends, "Watch this" before heading over to the centre parted icon!
Me (acting a bit coy)- "Fuck me, your Chesney Hawkes (handshake) I love that song you did, whats-it-called again?"
Chesney- "The One & Only"
Me- "No, the other one!"
Chesney- "Yeah, very funny mate"
Chesneys Mate- "Is there a problem mate?"
Me- Are you his minder or something? Fuck off you soft twat!"
5 Mins Later...
Giant Spanish Bouncer- "You, out"
Me- "Why?"
Giant Spanish Bouncer- "You have been harrassing Mr Hawkes"
Me- "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, lads I'm being thrown out for the best reason ever!"
Went back the next day & they were fine which is good, because the Carwash in Magaluf has fabulous slags!
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