Have you ever STARTED a fight....
...and lost?

don't want any tales of victory, just the losses - as many details as possible. Heres Mine -

i suppose i asked for my ass to be kicked, gf and i were out shopping, she was up the duff, i was in a pissed off mood over something or other.

outside the supermarket sat four lads, younger than me, but no smaller - someone made a funny comment about my missus (i think it was the way she was waddling ) anyways, i got the hump over it and told the gobshite, if he says anything else i'll pull his [censored] head off. the threat did the trick and they just looked sheepish, did my shopping and came out...and they were all there and now they were pissed at me, as i walked away i was grabbed by the shirt from behind and punched in the back of my head a few times, didn't hurt, another lad came round the front and tried to lay into me.
i grabbed this bastard by his neck and twatted him some hard and fast punches, he was out of it - however the weedy puches to the back of my head where still coming and my sight and hearing were getting screwed up.

it was looking grim and with another two guys coming to have a go at me too i needed help asap, i made a break to the main road with this guy still attached to my collar, hoping a car would stop and someone would break it up...very, very luckily the car that stopped short of squashing us both was being driven by two brothers, both old school mates one guys a pro boxer (and his brother is bigger and badder than him) they got out of the car and ever-so calmly asked if i needed a hand, i smiling and politly said "yes please" - it went manic, these guys tore the kids to sheds, heads, arms and legs stomped on, headbutts to nose action - teenage bollocks being kicked, hard.

i took a few steps back and was just frozen, felt no pain, infact i felt sorry for these people. when it was all over, they grabbed the guy that mouthed off at the start and threatened to drive him off somewhere and finish him off, he was crying and everything...i had to tell them to let him go, he limped away mumbling some crap.

GO ME!!!
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:44, Reply)