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( , Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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You're locked in a large bathroom with a bath, shower cubicle, toilet, sink and bidet (all in an attractive cream porcelain finish) and a large mirror on the wall. You're 35 feet up on the second storey of a large town house in, say, South Shields. There's a fire raging outside the bathroom, possibly started by Keith Flint, and to open the door and walk onto the landing would spell certain doom. In the bathroom with you there is:
a feather duster;
a warm can of Special Brew;
a copy of Woman's Weekly from October 1987;
an aloe vera plant with one of them little plastic gnomes in the soil;
two geckos;
a randy gibbon eyeing you up knowingly.
It's two minutes til last orders at the pub. What do you do?
( , Thu 11 Aug 2005, 15:13, Reply)
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