What dumb thing have you seen anybody doing that they did to get attention and then got mad when you noticed them?
I saw some guys at a gas station in a day-glo orange car they'd obviously spray painted said color with cheap canned paint. My friend parked next to them and we glanced over, as you do.
They jumped out of their eyesore and threatened our lives for looking at their car. The driver even offered to my friend that he would pull "that earring out of your eyebrow and make you suck my dick with your girlfriend (me) watching." My friend was really really gay. The guys in the orange car set off our fight or flight responses. Being two gay guys and two teenage girls, we fled.


I also once saw some hippies at a Dead show with a purple (live) Dalmatian. They told me and the same friend that would two years later be threatened with eyebrow violence to quit looking at their fucking dog, man.
Does this happen a lot or only to us, cause we find damn fools like that inordinately funny?
Please don't post 10 stories about chicks who get breast implants and then get mad at you for talking to their tits.
(Hannah_Fruit, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 7:32, Reply)