Wasn't me
One of my friends is a nurse. She was once working in an intensive care unit, looking after a guy who was basically at death's door. His organs had started failing and the doctors were very concerned for him. As they did their rounds, they all stood round this guy's bed and tried to decide what steps to take next. As they all quietly debated, my friend realised she needed to fart and quietly let one go. Despite being silent it was pretty pungent and everyone quickly noticed it. But rather than be disgusted, the docs jumped to the conclusion that it was the sick guy's digestive system (which up till now had stopped functioning) kicking back into action, and started making long term decisions about his health based on this.... my friend was too ashamed to admit it was her, and felt very bad when they started mauling this poor dying guy around in his bed..... have you ever let someone else take the blame?
(Mad McMad, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 9:10, Reply)