Sacked or Diciplined at work!
The best sacked or deciplined at works stories.

I have a few, I got sacked from a recruitment company for setting up a small football pitch with another lad i worked with using a stress ball. This was all done whilst the boss was away and I was put in charge. Stupidly we didnt think we would get caught despite the fact we work in an office with a big shop window for everyone to see us sweating away during a Penalty shoot out for the Cup Winners Stapler!

I resigned from another company before I was sacked for racing around the car park at 15 mph (limit was 10mph). When approached by some woman i'd never seen before giving me a lecture i told her to fuck off (i was a manager at the time). Little did I know she was the wife of the director.

They tried to have me put in front of a panel for breaching health and safety. I informed them that my training whilst as a Police officer allowed me to be more in control of a vehicle at 90mph than a normal person doing 10mph, it didnt work so i quit before I was sacked.

[God edit: Retracted company details]
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)