gross - but not gross enough to put off a drunken shag....
my late friend, richard hughes, was a legend... my fave drunken tale of his related to when he was at a conference in cardiff, he was staying in the student dorm - not sure why, it's what was on offer... to cut a long story short, he pulled a welsh bird and took her back to his room - and there was no toilet, just a hand basin. richard needed go toilet - number 2's - he couldn't be arsed to go down the corridor to the communal loo. so, great romantic that he was and not wanting to spoil the mood, he hopped on the basin and shat in there. but what of the smell? no flush? pah, this was richard hughes - drunken casanova!!! he took his toothbrush and used it to force his stool down the sink and rinsed - then shagged the welsh bird. personally i think it says more about the welsh bird than richard but maybe that's just me???

anyway, what's the grossest thing you've done in front of a prospective partner but not put them off?
( sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:32, Reply)