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* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Rude rhymesI want to hear all about the rude rhymes/songs/poems you sang at school. Alternative lyrics made singing practice at primary school so much more bearable:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew,
I'm half crazy, my bollocks are turning blue,
I can't afford a johnny,
A plastic bag will do,
So lie on your back and open your crack and I'll pump it into you
And as an example of six-year-old poetry there was also the masterful,
Zippy and Bungle in the jungle having a bit of fun;
Zippy felt silly, got out his willy, and stuck it up Bungle's bum
I'm sure you can do better than this... What gems did you come out with on the playground?
(, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 15:10, Reply)
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