Strange Sexual offers?
When a friend of mine was in the army.

Apparently they had finished some course or other, so the Sergeant Major, let them all get pissed in the barracks.

At the end of the piss up in the early hours, the Sergeant came into the barracks and woke two of his favorite squaddies, he then led them to his digs and into the living room.

On entering, sat on the table was his wife in kinky lingerie, he turned to them and said ''knock your self out lads!'' This was a weekly thing for his wife, and he liked to watch.

Apprently years later they got divorced because she was seeing someone else!

Anyway has anyone ever had strange offers of sex?

A tramp once offered me sex for a fiver, she was told to fuck off! As she looked riddeled with disease and was a mingasaurus rex! So I gave her £2 for some cider.

Also while in Sydney one of those gays offered to give my friend a blow job and he'd pay him because he was so pretty! He's never lived down being loved by the gays.
(ruud316, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:49, Reply)