Question Time
Hello all, I'm new to this here game, so apologies if these questions have already been asked:

My suggestions are -

1) Strangest Place You've Ever Taken a Dump - A mate of mine, way back when we were at Uni, had picture of a dump he'd taken the night before. It was stuck fast to the side wall of a Tesco department store. It looked a bit like a big brown willy poking out of the bricks. We laughed.

2) Worst Thing You Can Do To Someone Who's Supposed To Be A Friend - Another mate of mine, he went out round town with his mate and his mate's new bird. Everything seemed to be going fine until, after entering a night club, his mate dissapeared. Two minutes later, a text came through on his phone "Can you tell that lass she's dumped? She'd doing my head in. C u later". The ensuing crying fit he had to deal with wasn't the best way to cement a friendship, to say the least.

3) Most Tasteless Prank/Pranks That Went Wrong - I once told a stupid girl who I had the pleasure of working with, who was going out with my best friend, that he was addicted to Heroin (I was drunk). I said it in a jokey way, to be fair, and it was clearly obvious that he wasn't addicted at all. The next day at work, having completey forgotten about it, my manager calls me into his office.
"I hear that your friend is addicted to Heroin" he says.
"Err-" I says
"Well Claire wants to call together some sort of intervention. She's too upset to come into work today, but she wanted me to tell you what was happening"
I didn't tell him it was a joke, I slyly rang her up on my break and told her it was all a big misunderstanding. When my mate found out about it all, he dumped her saying "How stupid can you be? Do I look like a smack-head?".
Anyway, fun and games eh?
(Testimule, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 18:42, Reply)