Mighty
I often wish I had the ability to make people think that their testicles are on fire, when in fact, they are not.

It would start as a slight itch and then gradually increase to a warm, then hot then flaming hot sensation on the knackers, making it all the more amusing to observe and leaving my victim screaming and flapping about in front of large crowds of people but with no actual lasting damage.

This way I get to inflict humitliating revenge upon people who barge into me on the bus or give me dirty looks in the street, or maybe just because it's funny, which obviously it is.

I also would like the power to make people break into song and dance seemingly spontaneously, especially in art galleries, museums and funerals.

ooh, and laser eye burny vision to pop the tyres of people who nearly run me over, which seems to happen quite frequently.

I have actually strained quite hard to make the above happen but to little avail. Am I the only one that craves a specialised power purely for the sake of petty vengeance...? What would yours be?
(Darth Vegas Poke It With A Stick, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 15:45, Reply)