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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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doctoring films quotesSo, I once stumbled upon the hilarity of introducing the same set phraze to the end of different famous film quotes.
The particular phraze i used was
"with tea and biscuits"
for instance-
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning with tea and biscuits"
"we're gonna need a bigger boat with tea and biscuits"
"hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy with tea and biscuits"
"you want the truth, you cant handle the truth with tea and biscuits"
and so on,
in addition to this. there is the replacement method which works in the same manner, except, you replace a single word with an obscenity.
the substitution of the word "fight" with the word "wank" in the 8 rules of fight club works as a fine example, in typical b3tard style. ie,
#1 - The first rule of Wank Club is, you do not talk about Wank Club.
#2 - The second rule of Wank Club is, you DO NOT talk about Wank Club.
#3 - If someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the Wank is over.
#4 - Only two guys to a Wank.
#5 - One Wank at a time fellas.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes, no ties.
#7 - Wanks will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Wank Club, you have to Wank.
yeah, how about doctored films quotes then?
my first post so be gentle,
-beard of destiny
(, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:48, Reply)
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