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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Cruel ParentsMy ex-girlfriend was a thumb sucker as a kid. Her parents kept telling her that it would turn her thumb blue. This had no effect on her until the morning she woke up with a blue thumb. Years later her parents confessed to sneaking into her room with a bottle of blue food dye and smearing liberal amounts on her thumb. Apparently she never sucked her thumb again from the fright!
Once I heard this story I was never entirely comfortable getting a blowjob from her. What if her parents hadn't touched her thumb with dye...what if her sucking things did turn them blue???? I don't want a blue knob, I'm happy with the greenish colour I've got!
Either way, her nasty parents ruined thumb sucking for her and ruined blowjobs for me. Cruel bstards!
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 13:49,
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