Bad first impressions?
I work in an office in the middle of Vienna for the Austrian army. It's a bit of a posh place, it's the military accademy. I'm just a lowly recruit who writes all day and surfs the internet.

Anyway I have a General as boss, but I'd never seen him until recently. And oh boy. Going for lunch, I saw someone walk into the toilet from the hallway, and I needed a piss anyway and decided to follow. Walked in to the toilet, went to the urinals and noticed that one of the shitters was locked. Aha. Cue a massively long fart, *splat* (Austrian toilets have a platfrom so you can look at your poo) and me laughing and calling my comrade a dirty bastard. I was in fits of giggles until the door opened.

shit.

needless to say, he doesn't like me very much. My mate had walked into the kitchen next to the toilets and obviously found this hilarious later.
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:01, Reply)