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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Teaching a lesson, harshI lived in a house with two students, and it was all the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
Thing is, I really liked the housemates, we had a good laugh. One was called John, lovely bloke, allergic to nuts though, which was a bastard because I loved them. Other one was called Ste.
Anyway, it was payday, and John offered to make a cup of tea. In he brings it, and we all drink.
Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: *Runs, administers epi-pen, explains he's going into anaphalactic shock.
HIM: How do you know?
ME: I put almond oil in my milk.
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:04,
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