Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Waterbedsfuckit, probably not worth a whole qotw itself but i'm bored so I'll suggest it anyway.
Waterbeds, as you may well know, are great for fucking in. The sleepings not so bad either and the fact that they are heated to body temp means they are never cold (unless you don't know how to use a thermostat).
Sadly though, they have there own bizarre drawbacks. Midnight waves are not always a good thing.
I'd fallen asleep whilst reading, mainly as I'd had a couple of large doobies. I used to have a bad habit of balancing the ashtray on my knees. This was bad because I also had a fecking huge ashtray and it was always full to the brim with dogends.
Well, you know when you sometimes 'jerk' in your sleep and wake yourself up? Imagine doing that with a big fuckoff sized ashtray full of dogends on your lap. Then imagine the wave you've caused with your 'jerk' and how you are now flaying about trying to get your balance whilst swimming in a sea of dogends whilst your girlfriend screams obsenities at you.
Feckin weird way to wake up I can tell you...
(, Tue 22 May 2007, 0:36, Reply)
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