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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Mental images you could do withoutYou know the kind, only today i was sat in a meeting with a client an elderly lady who is quite nice...
but she has a gurgling colostomy bag.. i mean seriously! im sat there in this small quiet room while shes filling forms in and i hear the most vile sound ever - you know that noise that you bowels make just before you fart? imagine that coming from under someones jumper... my imagination goes into overdrive and im left wondering if she was flatulating into that bag... or has she filled it? then the smell came.... the most god awful smell i have ever had the misfortune to [smell/taste/chew/cut with a knife]
is it possible these things can leak? i didn't wait to find out! i put my hand in my pocket and navigated to my phone and managed to press the volume button on my phone to give the impression it was ringing made some bullshit excuse about an emergency at the office and left!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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