Buses
Aren't buses shit?

I mean really.

Theres a bus driver here in sunny Hampshire and he has the whole paedo-look going on. He has a shaved head and a little cross earring and his teeth stick out so far that if you punched him in the mouth your fingers would be cut off.

I was at the bus station talking about something with a mate when i made a joke about Paedos (as ya do) and he walked past giving me the most evil look ever. He has hated me ever since.

I didn't exactly help when yesterday, after waiting at my stop for about 30 mins before he rolled up looking stressed. "Man, your early" i said, he glared at me and i scrambled for a seat before he knocked me out.

Another thing, I was at the same stop and the bus was at the traffic lights on a four way junction with a roadsweeper infront of it. The sweeper pulled out, seemingly to go forward,when the bus shot past him, nearly crashing in the middle of the junction. He drove up to us at the stop and nearly overshot before breaking hard. He opened the doors, looked right at me and said "Phew, that was close, wasn't it?"

Christ. Your bad experiences with buses, maybe?
(Jizzbiscuits-Murphy wroted this on, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 14:36, Reply)