Crazy Relatives
I have a family of freaks - aren't all families freaks? Here are a couple of examples...

My grandmother;
Told us that on her way home from the supermarket, she fell over a step, her EYE fell out, and she had to put it back in, but there was grit on it, and she couldn't see properly now.

She also used to curse us all - I remember being aged 11 when she told me I'd have the curse of hair growing in profusion ALL OVER MY BODY!

AND, (when I was 15) that if I had my nose pierced I would end up with a big black wart on it!

She cursed my younger brother so that he couldn't pass his driving test, and he DIDN'T - for years!

Funniest thing ever though, was when she had fallen asleep in the arm chair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other (nasty cigarette for those who don't know) staggered up to bed and woke up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman - thinking she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her...

she didn't predict that one...

Please click 'i like this' as the rest of my family are crazy too, I love to share...and this is NOTHING compared to what my mother was like....
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 0:07, Reply)