horrible childhood torments
my brothers used to torment me to f0ck- here's a selection-

one thing that used to bother me is driller on the c64 - my brothers used to put that on knowing it made me cry.

telling me fig biscuits were squashed fly cakes so i wouldn't eat them.

They also played public enemy backwards for the sole purpose of saying it was demons to make me cry.

A few times they woke me up telling me the house was on fire, taking advantage of my near-dreamlike-close-to-hallucinagenic-state they told me to put the house out with the first thing they thought of - this would usually be something like lasagne or turds

The WORST thing i can remember, is on old car stereos or some clock radios - at the far end of the listenable range, you can pick up a test signal (i assume for aeroplanes or something) - my dad used to have a job and it involved driving around to customers - when we were younger my brothers and i used to join him - when he went out the car they used to put this sound on, and i would f88king scream until it went off (i was 3 at the time ok??!?) - i still can't listen to it now - its an awful awful noise - the double-whammy of its sh1tness is that my brothers used to threaten me with beating-ups if i told my dad - so i had to endure the noise until i saw my dad come out from the customers house. this could be anything up to half an hour/hour - believe me - i f{cking hate that noise.

another one is my middle brother (i have 2) once put a plastic turd in my potty, and my mum praised me by saying "goooood booooy" in this way i cannot describe - until my brother told her it was fake - she wasn't pleased with him, to this day they still tell people this story. and my brother still does the impression of my mum.


Just in interest, me and my brothers get on great now :D

- do you have any stories of mental torment from siblings?
(stomm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 3:03, Reply)