mingers that you thought you might have loved....but learned from
It's good to laugh at life, and learn from your mistakes....

so lets have a QOTW of why your ex is an ex...

For example....

one of the many reasons mine is now my ex is because...

He....

thought kissing was disgusting, but not as disgusting as oral sex....or sex in general (unless I was asleep)

was more interested in checking out his 'girls' (read, SHEEP) when I was in labour with our son....to the point that the midwife threatened him....I DID try to bite his arm while pushing said son into the world, but his arm went all floppy...FFS!!!! The only time I needed a Firm Arm - something to BITE ON!!!!

constantly trampled on clean washing with shit filled boots...every Fuck1ng time it came out of the machine!!!! And then sat in sheep shit grimed tank top his mother had knitted watching tv....not speaking....

banned my cats Black and Berry from the house because they became obsessed with his (unwashed and stinking) arm pits and would not cease gnawing him....

Tried to stop me shaving my legs and other girlie bits as it was 'unnatural' FGS! I am half gypsy half jewish - this is not nice if you are a girlie who does not want manly furred legs or pits!!!!

Moaned about me spending any money on food, resulting on him cooking some eggs from the chickens I kept - by cooking I mean *warming up* til they were semi liquid...pouring it on a piece of bread and declaring it scrambled eggs....

My son was 6 then and 14 now...he still won't eat eggs....

ERK - this is meant to be enticing some funny posts....
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:22, Reply)