Brilliant Pranks
A friend's sister had booked a holiday in Spain but unfortunately their Gran had fallen ill and died just before she went away. Rather than cancel the holiday his sister decided to go to Malaga as planned and fly back to Liverpool for the day to attend the funeral.
On the way back to Malaga his sister started to feel nauseous to the point where she needed to be sick and as she was sat between two other passengers would not have made it to the toilet in time. She reached for the sick bag and proceeded to chuck her guts up. It wasn't until she had finished that she noticed the look of disgust on her neighbours' faces and realised that someone had cut the bottom off the sick bag and the contents of her stomach were now on her lap.

Ah the memories of leaving the lid on the salt shaker loose and hearing stories of setting a paper bag of dog poo alight on someone's doorstep...
( Tofor, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 18:54, Reply)