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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Most embarrassing momentYears ago I worked in a college of further education as a lab technician. I was taking a trolley full of equipment up to the top floor labs. I'd just got into the lift when I felt an overwhelming need to fart. No one was around so I thought 'why not' So I let rip with a long, hot quiet one. Staright away I thought 'mmm perhaps I shouldn't have done that'
Sure enough just as the lift doors started closing a voice pipes up 'hold that lift' and a hand shoots in to stop the doors. 'Oh bollox!' its the vice principal. That journey to the top floor was the longest of my life. The smell in such a confined space was so bad I couldn't stand it myself. Poor old dear of a vice principal must have been wishing she'd missed the bloody lift and had taken the stairs.
Length?...holding it with five fingers! (but pissing on three of em)
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