1 day Job Man
Yes it's true that i have had 3 jobs now where i only worked 1 day, i think once you get over the initial hurdle it's a lot easier the second time round!

My finest had to be when i was offered the job of Assistant Manager of Footlocker in Reading. Before i go further i should point out that i was the only white member of staff and i felt like a bit of an outsider from the first minute. The rest of the staff seemed to feel that their manager had betrayed the brotherhood by employing a white man in a trainer shop, regardless of my basketball prowess (i can dunk on 9ft).

Long story short nobody said a word to me all day, even when i spoke to them, they just turned round and walked off.

I left the shop that night, still smiling politely at the manager as i walked away knowing i wouldn't be going back.

The funny thing is, they must have guessed my leaving was a bit suspect because they paid me 6 weeks wages, about 1500 quid in the end. I said nothing, they said nothing, but i think they knew...
( JebediahSpringfield, Thu 22 May 2008, 22:36, 5 replies)

Amazing
You can dunk on 9ft, WOW pity the basket is 10ft high.......
(astrosinmyeyes is hoping Manson is released before, Thu 22 May 2008, 23:22, closed)

Aww
I wouldn't have left silently, I would have taken great enjoyment in 1) Pointing out they were being racist
2) As an assistant manager, telling higher ups that the the staff are being racist
3) Made sure they all got a bollocking and hopefully got their jobs put on the line.
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 23 May 2008, 0:31, closed)

This winds me up.
Do that to anything but a caucasian, and there would be screams and writs for racism flying around.
*Thinks he may have mentioned this before.*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 23 May 2008, 7:26, closed)

'Regardless of my basketball prowess'
SO all black people play basketball then?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:23, closed)

Who are you kidding?
White men can't jump.
(jangaaaal shes lost control..., Sun 25 May 2008, 14:09, closed)