I Quit!
Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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Tannoy
Ooh, I like this one, because I actually have something funny to post.
When I decided to leave my job shelf stacking in a local 'hypermarket', I went up to my boss (who hated me) and said "I've decided to quit, but I'm prepared to work my notice", he said "no, just go now, I don't need you", even though I was the most experienced member of staff there and he would have to lock up with only two trainees to help.
I didn't like his tone, so I went and got my things, went into the office and got on the tannoy. "This is a staff announcement, Mr. Smith can stick his job up his fat arse. Have a nice day, customers!"
Turns out Mr. Smith has a reputation for being a bastard, so I walked out of my job to a round of applause from all the local old biddies!
Needless to say, I've never asked him for a reference...
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 23:32, Reply)
Ooh, I like this one, because I actually have something funny to post.
When I decided to leave my job shelf stacking in a local 'hypermarket', I went up to my boss (who hated me) and said "I've decided to quit, but I'm prepared to work my notice", he said "no, just go now, I don't need you", even though I was the most experienced member of staff there and he would have to lock up with only two trainees to help.
I didn't like his tone, so I went and got my things, went into the office and got on the tannoy. "This is a staff announcement, Mr. Smith can stick his job up his fat arse. Have a nice day, customers!"
Turns out Mr. Smith has a reputation for being a bastard, so I walked out of my job to a round of applause from all the local old biddies!
Needless to say, I've never asked him for a reference...
( , Thu 22 May 2008, 23:32, Reply)
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