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I walked my Gran back to her house after a funeral a couple of years ago, with my mixed-race cousin. She was feeling nostalgic, talking about the area and how much things had changed in 85 years and how bad the traffic was as it flew past.

- "There's loads of them these days" She said, almost defeated.
- "Cars, Gran?" I asked.

She rolled her eyes, nodded in the direction of a black guy walking towards us and said "No! NIGGERS! They're everywhere!"

My mouth fell open and I looked at my cousin who just smiled and shook his head. My Gran saw the look of shock on my face, chuckled and said "Richard isn't a nigger! He's half-caste."

My brain had just been kicked in the fuck by those words. Embarrassed beyond belief, I bashfully tried to diffuse the situation, making things just that little bit more awkward with the words that make me die a little each time I recall them:

"No... But his mum is."
(tinpixel, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:57, 3 replies)

I shouldn't laugh. That said:
Bwah ha ha ha!
*Click*
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:03, closed)

:) Thats funny
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, closed)

have a click

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:32, closed)