My somewhat deaf Grandma in her final years spent a lot of time in and out of hospital.
On her first admission for the condition which would ultimately finish her myself and my sister went to visit her.

After initial greetings and 'how are you today's conversation settled down until she gave a conspiratorial look round and said in a whisper(read: top of the voice for a normal person) 'THEY 'AVE BLACK DOCTORS TODAY YOU KNOW'.
We cast an embarrassed look around only to see a junior doctor of (I believe)Pakistani extraction speaking to a patient at the end of the bay. He appeared not to have noticed us.
Grandma continued 'ONLY THIS ONE WHAT SAW ME THIS MORNING' indicating said junior doctor 'HE WEREN'T SO MUCH BLACK AS MUCKY LOOKING'.
Again a glance round, this time to meet the eye of the doc.
'It's alright folks, I like the lively ones' he said.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:23, 4 replies)

LOL

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29, closed)

Haha, I hope this is true :)
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, closed)

The junior doc is now a senior registrar at the hospital I work at.
He doesn't remember the incident, but I still cringe with a bit of residual embarrassment if we have him come in to review anyone.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:41, closed)

Don't be embarassed
You should hear the nasty things he says about you and your kind
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:29, closed)

Haha, that's excellent!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:12, closed)

This is possibly the best thing you've ever written on here.

(Kip, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, closed)