One Christmas
my family were telling amusing anecdotes around the table, as we were wont to do.

My grandfather joined in with his story: "When I was an engineer I worked in a big factory near Manchester. One afternoon, a coloured fellow walked up to the foreman, bold as brass, and asked for a job!!!"

That was his story. We looked at him blankly.

"So we chased him out with a stick".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:55, 6 replies)

Haaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Excellent finish.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59, closed)

*click*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:06, closed)

This should win.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:15, closed)

I don't get it
Should they have chased him out with something bigger? A steel pipe or something?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:49, closed)

Didn't see the quotation marks at first.
Oh, I thought you meant you chased your grandpa...

That would have been pretty funny.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:12, closed)

oh shit
that's what I thought he meant, too. In fact, it is the sole reason I clicked it.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 1 Nov 2011, 1:01, closed)