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It Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.
Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too
( , Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
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We were visiting my elderly parents this weekend. My wife woke up on Saturday morning with an intense itch up her left nostril. It was really aggravating and quite painful after she'd scratched it. I was a bit wary of suggesting using the stuff that we put on stings and bites up the nose, so since I was popping into the town centre I said I'd nip into Boots and see if I could pick anything up to stop the itching.
So I duly rack up to Boots and head to the pharmacist's bit, where I'm greeted by a woman with a powerful Eastern European accent. I explain the problem, and she suggests one of those nasal sprays you use for hayfever.
"Well no, I'm not sure that's really what I'm looking for" I said. "That's something to spray up into the sinus and it's actually the nostril that's itching. I was thinking something more like a cream?"
She looked at me blankly.
"Zis is vot ve have for no-says".
"But it's designed to be sprayed well past the point that's itching".
She proffered the box again.
"I suppose she could spray it on the offending part.. but that's going to be messy.."
"Zis is nose spray"
"Yes, jolly good. Look, what I really want is a topical emollient cream that can be safely used in a nostril"
Baffled look.
"Zis is vot ve have for ze hitching no-says"
This discussion was clearly going nowhere. "Right. Look, forget it" I said and I stomped out, muttering darkly. I gave my missus an antihistamine pill and it seemed to help; result, without spending £7 for the pleasure.
Anyway. I was regaling my mother with this story, and concluded it by saying "I suppose language problems are what you can get when you employ foreign staff."
"Hmph" she said. "And I bet she was black"
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:20, 5 replies)
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that the spray might have worked, since the antihistamine tablet did. But if she'd explained her thinking it would have helped. And I'd have told her no thanks and gone down the pill route anyway; those sprays are expensive.
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you can use it for everything.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:25, closed)
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you insensitive cunt.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)
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You should take better care.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:30, closed)
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under a policeman's desk. I like to think that it's what she would have wanted.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:51, closed)
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coppers are fucking useless.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:55, closed)
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I could put you on ignore, but I instead choose to make a fuss, call for you to be banned, and flounce off in a massive strop.
MODS, PLEASE BAN GRITTY, IMMEDIATELY.
Honestly, I can't remember ever being so upset. I thought that b3ta was a place for genteel humour, and high-quality photoshop demonstrations, not this vile nonsense. Personally, I blame Bryan and Janet. Please ban them, too. You won't be seeing me on this board, again.
ps. the police are useless, though. Fuck them.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:07, closed)
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You really do carry on like a nigger-loving jewboy.
I don't want to go out on the step. That kitten out there has sad, satanic eyes that eat at my soul.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21, closed)
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the sizes of nostrils and fingers.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:46, closed)
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I see this as a safety issue if the staff dispensing drugs can't even communicate with the customers.
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of course it was my mother's random assertion that I was holding up as racist, but actually you make a good point.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:37, closed)
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rambling pointless witter.
Wait, what was it about? His girlfriend had picked a hole in her nose, and some woman in Boots couldn't udnerstand what he said, and his Mum thinks black people are stupid? Something like that.
Scintilating stuff.
( , Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:57, closed)
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