I was up in dat London for the day, and returning home in the rush hour I got a chance to exercise my evil bone.

In my alcove of seats there was me and a husband and wife returning from holiday, all fresh suntans and suitcases.

At one of the smaller stations, Hadley Wood I think, a blind guy got on. The Husband decided to take charge in finding a seat for the guy and was grabbing at his shoulders. Upset and being manhandled the sightless fella pulled away, lost his balance and ended up sitting on the wife’s lap.

After a short kerfuffle order was resumed and our dark glasses wearing friend left the train at the next stop. Which is when I found myself saying…

“Of course you do realise he’s not blind don’t you”

“What?”

“He’s famous for it, he travels up and down the line sitting on woman for kicks”

"W H A T !"

The wife didn’t seem that bothered but the husband was furious and jumped off the train at the next stop saying he was going to "DO THE PERV". Fearing he was talking about an act of violence and not the latest dance craze I considered ‘fessing up. But looking at the red faced vein popping rage he was in I thought there was a fair chance it would be me he’d being ‘doing’ instead of some random blind bloke, so I left him to it. I consoled my self with the though he’d be unlikely to find him, but who knows.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, 3 replies)

Chinese students in the UK are obliged to speak English at quite a high level
They just pretended they didn't to avoid talking to your friend.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:03, closed)

the CUNTS!
what?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:42, closed)

check it
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( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:22, closed)