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when i lived in a high-rise block in a rough area, i spent many a happy and stoned hour watching smackheads trying to prise up the 50p i'd superglued to the flagstones outside the block.
yes, i know this is pretty much the diet coke of evil, but hey, i was bored and smashed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:28, 7 replies)

Needs more strap-ons

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:46, closed)

Old Mr. McNee, father of my pal Jason did almost exactly the same.
Excepting that he used the occasion of getting his driveway re-concreted in 1984 to sink a pretty darned new £1 coin into the concrete, barely an inch within the boundary of his property.
It's still there, I had the chance to check last wednesday.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:41, closed)

He won't be laughing
when someone jackhammers his driveway to bits.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:55, closed)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's someone about who's so immensely stoopid that they'd go to all that bother.
For a quid.
Yup, there really are some idiots in this world.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:05, closed)

I know!
What are they like?!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:50, closed)

Yeah, they're just keraaaazeee!
And they'll probably spend it on cake.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:42, closed)

that's actually rather cunning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:16, closed)