Hopping Mad
My local swimming pool has one of those changing village things, with a few cubicles and a lot of lockers. The principle is simple enough - change in a cubicle, clothes in a locker - but there are always a few selfish prats who leave their clothes in the cubicle when they are swimming.

On one occasion I got there to find only one unoccupied cubicle - and that was left full of clothes. Hah.

The woman in question left the pool about half an hour before me. She was still there when I got out. She was still there when I got changed. She was still there when I finished my coffee. She was still there when I drove off.

I found out later that it took her almost three hours to find her shoes, pushed to the end of one of the training canoes stored above the lockers.
(ubergeekian, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:48, 5 replies)

Hahaha you sneaky fucker ;)
Gets a click x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:50, closed)

Haha
Nice improvisation.
(Le Grenouille, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:41, closed)

Excellent. ..
*clicks*
Our local pool has people that do this, and always in the bloody family size cubicles. Inconsiderate twats the lot of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:53, closed)

Shit
in their shoes.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 20:10, closed)

Why would peple do this?
They have obviously not met a cunt before and will soon stop.
(Wagane, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:24, closed)