Random Acts of EvilMr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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In my naive youthI used to give food to homeless people. Nothing fancy, I'd usually just buy a multi-pack of chocolate bars (rockies, kitkats etc) and hand those out.
One day I was strolling along merrily and spied a likely looking hobo, complete with blankets, filthy paper cup etc. I popped a kitkat down onto the hat in front of him and started to walk away when he started shouting at the top of his voice. It was mostly incomprehensible, but I heard a very distinctive "What the FUCK is this?" as he hurled the bar into oncoming traffic, looking and acting as though someone had shat on him, rather than given him food.
Although it wasn't really an evil act, it scared the shit out me at the time, and since then I've never given food to the homeless, not because I think all homeless people are like that (I know they're not) but because, well, once bitten twice shy.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 0:07, 2 replies)
Turns outbeggars *can* be choosers
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He probably wasn't a homeless. He was probably a crusty longhair. They look and smell the same. All the crusty longhairs I've ever had the misfortune to meet have a hatred of Nestle as they steal milk from dying african babies or some shit like that. (, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, closed)
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