Some bellend in a beemer
smacked into my car and broke both our mirrors. My wife was driving at the time and he was ranting on about how she was going to have to pay him £500 to get it fixed.
She came home, and I spent a trivial sum on some new glass for mine, and popped the casing back together, and then we ignored his phone calls. He quickly gave up.
All the stereotypes about fancy cars being driven by total wankers, do seem to be true, so I like your tale of petty revenge.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:49, 1 reply)

I can happily write off the drivers of BMWs, Audis, Mercedes and Holdens as cuntnuggets.
Of course, not all of them are, but for the purposes of using the many pedestrian crossings here, those will be the makes of car whose owners believe they don't have to wait for pedestrians or red lights.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:32, closed)

Don't forget
chavvy kids in tricked out Corsas.
The sooner it becomes law to seize and crush all such cars, the happier I'll be (especially if we keep the owners inside whilst they're crushed).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:44, closed)