The subjects are coming back around a bit quick aren't they? Re-post from dim and distant 2011
At one of the low points in my life, I worked at Terry's chocolate factory in York, on the night shift.

Working the M1 (production line to fill 'All Gold' boxes) was a nightmare, but after a few weeks we had a night packing after dinner mints. The same round, foil covered, hard choc mints went into Sainsbury's and Waitrose's 'own brand' packages - the packages were different, but not much.

Anyway, the ease of this job and the bonus of the odd mint choc soon paled for me. What could I do to rebel against the Man? Well, at the bottom of the see-through plastic packs was a rectangle of silvered cardboard. So I took one out and wrote "You are a cunt" clearly with my fingernail on the card and put it back before filling with chocs.

So, some poor random stranger would have been insulted by an empty pack of chocs. I'm not proud of this now (yeah, right), but it felt good at the time.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:48, 5 replies)

I know how shit that job is
A friend of mine worked in a choc factory doing similar during his holidays from uni. He used to come round my house after he finished his shift and rant for about 1/2 hour almost without pausing for breath. Then I'd take him up the pub and get him pissed.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:42, closed)

I couldn't even do that
I was on the night shift, 11.00pm to 6.00am. I used to come home and lie on the floor for five minutes my back ached so much.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, closed)

Haha,
When I worked in a bookies I used the pen thing that tests for counterfeit notes to draw cocks and write vulgarity on the notes, knowing full well that these would show up under the UV lights they have at banks and post offices.

Come to think of it, I may have stole that idea from here in the first place.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:31, closed)

Haha!
A nice surprise to brighten someone's day!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:46, closed)

I remember reading this before...
...and I was thinking about it a few days ago when I was round at a relative's house who was passing round a box of similar sweeties. I giggled to myself as I imagined a swear written in the box :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:30, closed)