Cheese!
Just remembered this one...
It was '91/'92, houseparty in Kensington, Liverpool.
I found a catering sized block of coloured cheddar in the fridge whilst hunting alcohol.
I simply couldn't resist the temptation to unwrap it and take the biggest bite out of it that I could. I then rewrapped it, leaving no visible evidence of my crime, popped it back in the fridge exactly as it had been.
I'm talking a proper full mouthful, couldn't actually close my mouth, took me ages to eat what I'd stolen. Nearly made myself puke.
Wish I'd seen the WTF look on the cheese-owners face when they discovered the evidence of my gaping maw.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:13, 5 replies)

I like cheese.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:11, closed)

I used to...
But still to this day, whenever I see an 8lb block of cheddar I gag!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)

" coloured cheddar???"
Racist
(Fridgy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:35, closed)

Fuck you
My racist was killed by a coloured cheddar.


And you have to say Afro Caribbean cheddar now.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:38, closed)

Well, it wasn't White Cheddar...
And I was tripping so I'm not actually sure what colour it was, but I'm pretty sure it was "Coloured".
I'm also pretty sure it wasn't a segregated fridge...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:16, closed)