Not all Taxi drivers are cnuts!
1992, Winter, Brighton sea front...

I was walking back from the hospital at three in the morning after a fairly nasty traffic accident when it dawned on me that I may not make it the whole four miles home.
Half blind and resplendent in my bandages I spotted a taxi outside the pier, rootled in my pocket to pull out the princely sum of £3.50 and asked the driver to take me as close to home as the cash would get me.
I watched the meter hit £3.50 and asked him to stop and let me out. He just casually said 'Don't worry about it' and took me all the way home.

Ever since then I've always given taxi drivers a tip.
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:17, 5 replies)

Are many taxi drivers kings of Denmark, England, Norway and parts of Sweden then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:32, closed)

I had to look that up!
But boy am I glad I did, I feel suitably embiggened!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:43, closed)

You do know it's not illegal to swear on the internet.
Not yet, anyway.

If you really want to say "cunt", just say "cunt". Don't make yourself look like a king of Denmark, England, Norway and parts of Sweden by hiding behind prissy self-censorship.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:22, closed)

Cunt

(McChinaman banned, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:06, closed)

4/10
Could do better.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:47, closed)