Cash karma.
me and the other half were out in town, and I happened to look down whilst on a traffic island to see two crisp £20 notes by my foot. Not being entirely daft, I picked them up, nudged herself and said " look what I just found ". We shortly decided to do the right thing and handed it in at the cop shop, although it would have covered the week's food shopping nicely. I thought nothing further of it, until the time limit for reclaiming it had just passed and we were short of cash for Christmas booze. So off back to the station I pedalled and, receipt in hand, expecting nothing, asked if it had been claimed. " Oh no, it's still here, nobody came in for it. " The payoff for honesty? Absolut, wine and Baileys- wahey!
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:48, 7 replies)

So if you hand in found money to the police, they give you a receipt so you can claim it?
I always thought they'd just pocket it if someone doesn't contact the police.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:52, closed)

Chancing an instant end to a guaranteed life-long career and top pension for the sake of £40?
Even most coppers are bright enough to avoid this.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:11, closed)

it's how i got a bmx when i was a kid

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:16, closed)

I got mine
by letting my English teacher shag me senseless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:56, closed)

my english teacher was an elderly woman
who gave us our first sex education lesson.
it involved chickens
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:30, closed)

You
disgust me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:55, closed)

Yeah, Baileys is shit

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 12:19, closed)