Random Acts of KindnessCrackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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My girlfriend got crushed during an earthquake, so I flew 'round the world faster than the speed of light, thus reversing timeand then went and saved her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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Didn't you only fly fast enough to reverse the rotation of the earth?Going faster than the speed of slight would be a sensible way of going backwards in time after all.
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GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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No I'm pretty sure I reversed time as well.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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and ignored all the other people who died tragic deaths during the same time period? Selfish abuse of super powers. Pig.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:31,
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That's nothing.My planet was dying, so I sent my only son to Earth, knowing full well that they're yellow sun would empower him to near god-like status.
Then I died a horrible, fiery death.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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I hope you didn't forgetto construct his capsule out of special crystals that can magically make land when they come in contact with water (fucking Gremlins!) or turn into amazing AV systems.
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