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Crackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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Before I leave the house I consult a list of French saints days.
If the saint has a "G" in their name, and the day is an even number, I cut myself instead of the woman I plan to abduct.

I note that March 28th is the next lucky day for lone females trying to get home in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:17, 23 replies)
Do you ever get the feeling you'd be better-off on /talk?
Just wondering...
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:30, closed)

are you calling him a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:36, closed)
Haha
Do y'know, I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, closed)
Since you ask,
I don't think anyone is better off on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:43, closed)
Just remember the standard /talk lines if you do.
1. You fat ballbag
2. I dun a poo
3. Fuck off you fucking fucker
4. Hello Frisbee Adam/Baldmonkey (To any new person)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:42, closed)
I see from your list that /talk have expanded their list of permissible greetings.
Like Luton though, I'm still not going back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:48, closed)

permissible intelligible greetings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:58, closed)
intelligible greetings = angry incoherent chimp hooting

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:14, closed)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:01, closed)
I note that you lurk there in order to inflame your Internet outrage.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:20, closed)
Oh look.
Here comes 1 now!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:46, closed)
I wondered when mumsnet would turn up.
To be honest Janet I only went there twice and thought my list of '/talk lines to use' was carried on ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:57, closed)
You're behind the times.
It's 'fuck off you pointless shitcunt' and all new people are whorsepower until proven otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:38, closed)
& there's another 1!
Cool, this is like watching a nature programme on the BBC.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:43, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofkindness/post1533000
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:54, closed)
See.
On many other forums your limited range of responses, circuitous self-referential linking and just plain rudeness would be derided.
Here it's... well, cute!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, closed)
Sorry Ring of Fire, I don't swing that way.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofkindness/post1531371
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:24, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofkindness/post1532866
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:33, closed)
Hey linkbitch *ahem, sorry* AB
could you chase up the post where I yet again explain that my nym was my Battlefield tag from before Ring Of Fire was a member here (or at least quite a while before I was a member here.) Please.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:41, closed)
I stand corrected.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:35, closed)
Certainly not upset here, oh no.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:37, closed)
Not upset.
More laughing at you.

Does monkey want peanut? Dance monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:34, closed)

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