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Crackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03)
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Rain...

me and the missus had just moved into our new place. Lots and lots of shifting stuff, unpacking and generally getting the place liveable. Midnight comes, as does a storm, and we're just about to go to bed then

DING-DONG!

Someone at the door. So I answer it and this amiable idiot is standing there, rain sleeting down his cheeks

"I'm sorry to bother you mate but - any chance of a push?"

"What? Eh? - It's midnight, pissing down, and you want me to give you a push? - Call the AA mate." And I shut the door.

Missus looks at me reproachfully.

"Remember the first time you took me camping? Remember getting the car stuck in the mud? Remember how that farmer dragged us out of the mud at 3 in the morning? And wouldn't accept any thanks?"

I knew when I was beaten. So I pulled on a coat and walked outside.

"Oy - mate!' I yelled "Where are you? - I'll give you a push"

"I'm over here! - On the swings...."
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:38, 9 replies)
lol
you twat


and you owe me a cheers ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:47, closed)
Cheers!

but trotting out old jokes is only fair at the end of a QOTW.

But, an old joke is only an old joke if you've heard it before....

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:50, closed)

Good story LG
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:52, closed)
Old but good :)

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:00, closed)
oh, on first reading, after stating you and the missus went off to bed
I automatically read DING-DONG in a Terry Thomas voice, fully expecting something sexy was happening!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:37, closed)
well it made me smile

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:40, closed)
I've not heard this one
so I've been suitably entertained :)
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58, closed)
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76Kfacw4uI
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:40, closed)
Thanks for reminding me what a complete dickhead you are

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:18, closed)

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