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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Whilst watching "100 Greatest Sexy moments" with my wife
during one particularly explicit scene, my wife suddenly said "...I used to have a lampshade like that"

yep, that's the magic gone right there :o/
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:09, 7 replies)
Not me, but my mate.
Used to go on livejasmin and ask the camwhores present there where they got their curtains, etc.
As I said, not me, my mate.
Oh yes.
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:12, closed)
Beef curtains?

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:33, closed)
what sort of lampshade was it?

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:23, closed)
POIDH
Of the lampshade, that is.
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:07, closed)
Could have been worse...
...she could have said something like "Oh, I used to fuck a bloke who had big cock like that one..."
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:30, closed)
My one says that. A lot too often.
I still prefer it. The day she starts giving a shit about furnishings rather than penis is a dread possibility indeed.
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:21, closed)
Or
'Oh, I used to fuck a bloke who had a big cock shaped like that lamp.'
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:26, closed)

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