Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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No, it happened on lots of vodka and that accursed cough medicine known as Jaegermeister.There was a price, too. I had to play tonsil-tennis with a man at her urging. Thank God for not remembering it happened.
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Stop right there buddyYou didn't need to tell us that....oh, and whereabouts are these sordid sex raves held in Glasgow? I'm in Glasgow and my parties never get anymore exciting than a good game of darts.
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You know that Tesco on Argyle St? It was right next to that.You should get some accursed cough medicine on the go, it's one of those drinks that make people do bad things.
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Surely not the Hidden Lane?I've seen that get pretty sordid, even during the day.
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Nah just a flat party at some mate's.What is this Hidden Lane? I know it not.
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You don't remember it happened? You can however recall it in order to post on the internets? You're twisting my melon man. I grew up in Glasgow, why did this never happen on my Accord?
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I was informed, subsequently.With great - arguably, excessive - glee.
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Don'tdrink so much. Homo.
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Homo? Me?Nonononono. I like breasts.
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A homo-snog for witnessing a sapphic frottage orgasm isn't too bad a rate of exchange.
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