How to answer a QOTW
1.Read the question.
2.Read it again to be sure you understand what is being asked of you.
3.Post a reply that, at the very least, touches on the subject.
4.Bask in the glorious knowledge that you have achieved something that almost no other poster has.

Even if it's a bit dull someone will probably forgive you for staying on topic.

FFS.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:04, 15 replies)

I'll touch on your 'subjects' in a minute.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:06, closed)

I don't know
whether to be amused, amazed or aroused.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:14, closed)

You could be...armouzed?
Careful you don't rupture anything though.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:17, closed)

Why yes,
yes I could.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:30, closed)

Trust me..
It's better you don't know.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:40, closed)

Don't knock it.
For once, some of these replies are actually interesting, in a "how's this train wreck going to pan out" kind of way.

Beats last week's, anyway.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:45, closed)

ONE TIME
ONE TIME I had a hamster called Clive McShaft, but he died.

Do I win the QOTW?
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:55, closed)

We have a winnar!
The internets are belong you now.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 1:00, closed)

Wheeeeee! :D

(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 22:10, closed)

So
What's your on-topic story, then?
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 1:25, closed)

It's up there
^
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 1:53, closed)

You are irony
AICMFP
(spaffwrap indulged his power socket fetish on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 2:09, closed)

It took long enough for someone to say it
*win*
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 2:29, closed)

Is it delberate
that the original post doesn't relate to the topic?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 3:31, closed)

Hahaha
To be honest I expected a load of flaming but everyone is so busy drowning in their misery that only 2 people noticed.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 4:02, closed)