Sexual selection by Infantile divination.
I found a pile of screwed up paper in the bin. Casually wondering why, I unfolded one bit to find that she had written her name and the name of a male friend, then crossed out each matching letter to see how well they fitted together. If she'd been 6 I'd have been understanding but she was 36. If I recall correctly there were quite a few letters left over.
They're divorced now so maybe there was something to it.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:44, 5 replies)

at least she didn't pick you
by playing ip dip dip my blue ship
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:47, closed)

Now that you've mentioned it
I can never be certain of that either.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:58, closed)

now shes gone
lets go play knocky door neighbours and throw mud at pretty girls
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:42, closed)

Blue ship?
Surely it should be:

"Ip, dip, dogshit, you stood in it"
( snee held his breath since, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:15, closed)

not round these parts, snee

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:31, closed)