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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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my relationship with bella was an odd one. i'd known her since she was a baby and, although i was not overly fond of her, i didn't actively dislike her.
when her family was moving house, she came to stay with me for a week until the move was completed, as she had nowhere else to go. after 2 weeks, i phoned her family, who basically told me that she was my problem now, they didn't want her back.
what could i do? i couldn't just throw her out onto the streets, so i let her continue sleeping on my couch.
after a while, we started enjoying each other's company, snuggling up together to watch telly, sharing the odd bag of quavers(she loves quavers), just getting really comfortable with each other.
her behaviour soon started to change, though. she started staying out all night, then waking me up at 7a.m to let her in. there was no point giving her a key, she'd never use it. she never paid for food, but ate plenty of what i paid for.
i knew the magic was gone when, one sunny day, i walked into the living room to find she'd brought a bird in to the house. i don't know what they'd been up to, but this bird had bled on my couch.
i was not happy.
bella's stuff was soon packed up(she'd never do it herself) and she was packed off to live somewhere else.

i'm never offering to look after anyone's cat again!
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:14, 6 replies)

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(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:20, closed)
Happy birthday funny lady

(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:20, closed)
thanks :)

(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:22, closed)
logged in just to say
Happy birthday :)

No sirree thats not remotely stalkerish at all is it?
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:15, closed)
no, not at all! :D
i've got the worst hangover today, my stomach feels like a washing machine on a spin cycle
(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:13, closed)

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