Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Worst hangover everSplit up with a girl many years ago, had a break up shag, got heartily drunk, fell asleep (with her).
Woke up, felt immensely ill and vomited out of her window. Went back to sleep. Got woke up by her 'ex/current boyfriend (the morning AFTER FFS) offering me fried eggs. Ran out of the bedroom downstairs to the bathroom and was crudely sick all in the bath. Then had to get three trains home, with my throat like raw meat after ejecting vast quantities of snakebite and stomach acid outwards, feeling like hell. Funnily enough she didn't give me a goodbye kiss.
Meh.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:29, 3 replies)
On the plus side, she probably went back to him because he had a bigger willy than you(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:25,
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Her loss...You sound like quite a catch.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:16, closed)
Not proud of myself at all(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 1:43, closed)
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