Inconsistent much?
The worst relationship of mine, after the grotesque, paranoid bitch from Clacton with her marriage proposals and attempts to trap me was with one particularly childish girl. I shan't get into the details of why the relationship was shit, as it's fairly mundane reading, but I thought I would share this little aspect of her.

She was disgusted by bodily fluids. At the age of 20 she had not masturbated or touched herself once because she thought her fluids were vile. A bit OCD, she had dry skin from constantly washing her hands - she was a bit scared of germs, along with what came out of her body (and mine) it would seem. It was rather unsexy to see her, after sex, getting up and running to the bathroom, clutching her horribly unshaven, untrimmed vagina, moaning in disgust, horrified at the thought of anything dripping onto the floor.

So I thought it a bit inconsistent the time we were eating a roast dinner and her cat crept up onto the table, proceeded to lick a roast potato and lap up some gravy, before she gently shooed the cat away and continued to eat until the plate was clear.

Even the offending potato. We broke up not long after that.
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:19, 2 replies)

I hope you wanked on her face at least once
before shooting through.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:45, closed)

It seems the only way to cure her

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:04, closed)